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2015
The Infinite Guest era begins.
The Infinite Guest era begins.
Show Information
Hosts Luke Burbank, Andrew Walsh
Notable Guests Phyllis Fletcher
Events TBTL Mariners Night

Song of the Summer Picnic

Song of the Summer TBD

2015 brought some big changes to TBTL. The show was picked up by the Infinite Guest podcasting network, enabling Andrew to quit his day job and devote himself to the show full-time.

In March things got really meta when Mike Frizzell and Christy Wise launched their own podcast devoted to TBTL - the Little Red Bandwagon

The annual TBTL-a-Thon was a success. Tens were able to snag some really great thank-you gifts, including stuffed Luke and Andrew dolls. You can't get the sweet thank-you gifts anymore, but please consider making a donation to support TBTL today!

In May, the Tens gathered at Safeco Field to watch the Mariners face off against the Cleveland Indians.

The annual Song of the Summer contest was not without controversy, but will culminate in another great picnic at the beautiful Chateau Ste Michelle winery in Woodinville, WA on August 19, 2015.







January[]

January 2015
# Date Title
1765 January 1, 2015 What Will We Do Yesterday Night?

Luke, Sean, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss New Year's resolutions, Sammy Hagar, and what they might have done last night, maybe. Then Jen Flash Andrews joins us to speculate about Kim Jon Un.

1766 January 2, 2015 Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start
1767 January 5, 2015 There's No "J Under-Circle" In Team
1768 January 6, 2015 Frighteningly Vincible
1769 January 7, 2015 Seattle Smelt It, Seattle Dealt It
1770 January 8, 2015 Did You Just Ask Me That?
1771 January 9, 2015 Knocking On Obesity's Door
1772 January 12, 2015 The "All Tell and No Show" Show
1773 January 13, 2015 What Dreams May Crumb
1774 January 14, 2015 Cockapoos, Cockerdoodles and Spoodles
1775 January 15, 2015 Climbing for Carbs
1776 January 16, 2015 Cutting Up Jackpots
1777 January 19, 2015 Physically Unlistenable
1778 January 20, 2015 Expanding Our Pastrami Horizons
1779 January 21, 2015 Ballghazi!
1780 January 22, 2015 God Bless The Broken Beard That Led Us To This Show
1781 January 23, 2015 Don't Ask, Don't Schlemmer
1782 January 26, 2015 Raging Down The Line
1783 January 27, 2015 Gland Handing
1784 January 28, 2015 She Loves the Woods But Not the Forest
1785 January 29, 2015 Not Safe For Kids... Unless They're Like, Mad Chill
1786 January 30, 2015 The Men Who Cry At Trees

February[]


February 2015
# Date Title
1787 February 2, 2015 Super Bowl Sadness
1788 February 3, 2015 Star Whackers and Super Milke
1789 February 4, 2015 Backmask Baggage
1790 February 5, 2015 Happily Ever Laughter!
1791 February 6, 2015 Today is My Blursday
1792 February 9, 2015 Distant Terry
1793 February 10, 2015 Guy Fieri Sound Bath
1794 February 11, 2015 Shame Recognize Game 2, The Recognizing
1795 February 12, 2015 Knee Deep in the Winwood
1796 February 13, 2015 MInd Like A Steel Trap
1797 February 16, 2015 Fifty Shades of Vern
1798 February 17, 2015 Five Pound Show, Ten Pound Bag
1799 February 18, 2015 How You Can Harness the Power of Pizza to Save Your Marriage
1800 February 19, 2015 Joe Biden, HR Liability
1801 February 20, 2015 Champagne and Pastrami
1802 February 23, 2015 Zero Bawks to Give
1803 February 24, 2015 Candle's Messiah
1804 February 25, 2015 Goblin Issues
1805 February 26, 2015 Undocumented Wainscoters
1806 February 27, 2015 Highly Illogical

March[]

March 2015
# Date Title
1807 March 2, 2015 Dad Hair and Lucky Teeth
1808 March 3, 2015 Ziggy Needs A Hug
1809 March 4, 2015 Oh The Zumanity
1810 March 5, 2015 Cash Rules Some Things Around Us
1811 March 6, 2015 Traffic Jam Jimmy Don't Play That
1812 March 9, 2015 How Luke Got His Rim-Shot Back
1813 March 10, 2015 Started From the Top, Now We're Where?
1814 March 11, 2015 Y'All Start Eatin' Cars
1815 March 12, 2015 How to Turtle and Influence People
1816 March 13, 2015 Never Go Full Rooney
1817 March 16, 2015 Kristen Schall, The Jinx, and Luke the Cat Burglar
1818 March 17, 2015 Places to Go and Hot Dogs to Eat
1819 March 18, 2015 Podcarts About Podcasts
1820 March 19, 2015 Nothing Compares 2 Tony
1821 March 20, 2015 Beard Weighs More Than Fat
1822 March 23, 2015 A Distinct Lack of Beygency
1823 March 24, 2015 Projectile Economics
1824 March 25, 2015 A Lot of Thunder to Hide
1825 March 26, 2015 Too Bingenheimer For Our Britches
1826 March 27, 2015 Smell No Evil
1827 March 30, 2015 You Can't Flout a Flauta
1828 March 31, 2015 Outsider Sandwich Art

April[]

April 2015
# Date Title
1829 April 1, 2015 Resting Beard Face
1830 April 2, 2015 The Landlords of Discipline
1831 April 3, 2015 Ciotka Krunk Juice
1832 April 6, 2015 An Embarrassment of Disgusting Riches
1833 April 7, 2015 Weck Coast Beef
1834 April 8, 2015 I'm Scared of Lucy
1835 April 9, 2015 How I Met Your Raymond
1836 April 10, 2015 Potato Deniers
1837 April 13, 2015 How Not to Train Your Dragon
1838 April 14, 2015 Feet Bags and Food Bags
1839 April 15, 2015 Five Fingers of Funny
1840 April 16, 2015 Luke and the Hemingway Cat
1841 April 17, 2015 The Boat Show
1842 April 20, 2015 Oops We Did It Again
1843 April 21, 2015 Andrew's Morning Zoo
1844 April 22, 2015 El Ropo: The Man, The Myth, The Lasso
1845 April 23, 2015 Special Guest: Andrew's Stomach
1846 April 24, 2015 Fights Are Like Lullabies
1847 April 27, 2015 The Breakaway Republic of Toenailia
1848 April 28, 2015 Hunting for Humblebrags
1849 April 29, 2015 Ring of Fireball
1850 April 30, 2015 Ain't No Follow Back Girl

May[]

May 2015

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Date

Title

1851 May 1, 2015 The Road to Senility
According to a new website, Luke and Andrew are aging much quicker than they thought... which also may affect their relationship with music, according to new research. Plus, Luke gears up for what may be the most crazy Vegas weekend in the history of Vegas weekends.
1852 May 4, 2015 Slam Book
Andrew and guest-host Phyllis Fletcher talk about this weekend's big fight in Vegas. Plus, we revisit the epic schoolyard fist fights of our childhood and Phyllis explains to Andrew what a slam book is.
1853 May 5, 2015 Grow the Beard, Take the Ride
Luke is back from Vegas, where he found himself involved in two different auto accidents (Don't worry! He's fine!). Plus, he and Andrew debunk a disgusting "news" story about beards. And they delve into this week's episode of Game of Thrones in a segment we call, "A Game of Ice and Spoilers."
1854 May 6, 2015 Twitter Twouble
Andrew is learning how to tie his shoes while Luke also patiently teaches him how to talk gooder. Plus, the boys deal with a sudden onslaught of fake Twitter followers, and the World's Best Bartender reaches out to the show.
1855 May 7, 2015 It's 3 O'Clock Somewhere
Luke is on the road, reporting a story for a major TV news network. He joins Andrew from San Francisco to discuss his travels, deflate gate and the creepiest McDonald's marketing campaign ever.
1856 May 8, 2015 Carvey McBadparent
Luke and Andrew discuss one family's dubious method of tooth extraction and compare it to their own. Plus, we solve a listener's dilemma over her newly-infamous neighbor. And Luke spends his special day in birthday anonymity then drinks dirty water through a high-tech straw.
1857 May 11, 2015 Public Radio Hype Man
It's day one of the TBTL-a-Thon! In an attempt to encourage you to support the show, Luke and Andrew deliver stories of airline chicanery, a Columbo-esque murder plot, and Alec Baldwin's pronunciation of "quinoa." Plus, the best public radio fund raiser in all the land calls-in to offer us some advice.
1858 May 12, 2015 Pro-Pig Platform
Luke's mom joins the show with some advice on how to get people to donate during the TBTL-a-Thon. Plus, Andrew discusses the possibility of a pig entering his life, and we offer the latest edition of A Song of Ice and Spoilers.
1859 May 13, 2015 Fireball and The Burbs
Luke and Andrew break out their slide whistles, air horns and 5:20 Funnies for a special morning Zoo Crew edition of TBTL. Plus, Adam Sandler says goodbye to David Letterman, and scientists may have found a new way to kill earworms. Also, our boss stops by with an update on the TBTL-a-Thon and the future of our employment.
1860 May 14, 2015 From a Bathroom on a Hill
It's dat 4 of the TBTL-a-Thon! Luke joins the show from Chicago, where he set up a temporary podcasting studio in a hotel bathroom. He and Andrew discuss big news regarding The Simpsons and the fate of Johnny Depp's dogs. And we finally hear the voice of Infinite Guest blogger, Stu-Bot.
1861 May 15, 2015 Never Pause for Laughter
If LUke were born today, his name would be Javier. If Andrew were born today, his name would be Luke. But one thing is for sure: Luke rejects the nickname "Bathroom Burbank." He and Andrew wrap-up the TBTL-a-Thon with a conversation about that, aging rock bands, and True Detective season 2.
1862 May 18, 2015 Player Hating of an Unnecessary Variety
It was a big weekend for television. Luke and Andrew discuss Louis CK's provocative SNL monologue and the news media's coverage of it. Plus, Mad Men wrapped up its final season. Andrew tries (and fails) to stay positive in his review.
1863 May 19, 2015 Where The Streets Have Some Names
Luke asks Andrew to fill him in on what he's been missing since Luke shut-down his Facebook account. This leads to a discussion of birthdays, trigger warnings, and Luke's ongoing beef with Peter Sagal. Plus, a new Boy Scouts policy has Luke perturbed. And we wrap up with a graphic edition of A Song of Ice and Spoilers.
1864 May 20, 2015 Andrew Is His Own Drunk Stepdad
Luke begins the show by exorcising Andrew's demons the old fashioned way. Plus: Jay-Z has angered a famous artist, Radio Shack has angered the FTC, and the NFL has angered Luke with a rule change.
1865 May 21, 2015 Lock Up The Dirt Mound
Luke and Andrew dissect David Letterman's final broadcast and also discuss a naked man at an airport.
1866 May 22, 2015 Nightmare or Funmare?
Luke, Andrew and Carey take the Myers-Briggs test to learn more about their personalities. Phyllis calls-in to back-up Andrew on a very contentious issue. Also discussed: new drivers ed rules, overpriced hot dogs, and bad customer service.
1867 May 25, 2015 T-Shirt Insecurities
Luke and Andrew discuss tonight pants, tonight shirts, and proper attire for greeting your significant other at the end of the day. Plus, Luke travels to LA to interview the owner of his favorite bar.
1868 May 26, 2015 The Fanciest Lad in All of Koreatown
Luke and Andrew discuss the pope's TV watching habits and find themselves in a name-that-TV-tune situation. They also review an official American Pie time conversion table and review this week's Game of Thrones episode.
1869 May 27, 2015 Art Garfunkel Reads A Poem About Zebras
Luke and Andrew are fascinated with a recent interview with Art Garfunkel, who seems to be turning more bitter by the minute. Plus, they examine their feelings about the destruction of an iconic TBTL hangout.
1870 May 28, 2015 Unaccompanied Major
Luke and Andrew drive around Seattle before tonight's big Mariner's game. Luke takes us to the location of the now-infamous "crying tree" that he planted years ago. And he explains why he should never, ever, ever be allowed to babysit or own a scooter.
1871 May 29, 2015 Peripathetic
Luke, Andrew and Phyllis meet up at a Seattle cafe to recap last night's big TBTL Mariner's event. They also discuss gritty tourist destinations, Luke's online behavior, and questionable piercing decisions. We also learn that Phyllis is "half tattoo on her mom's side."

June[]

June 2015
# Date Title
1872 June 1, 2015 Do You Even Cab, Bro?
Luke surprises Andrew with a story about potential fisticuffs over Andrew's honor. Then they discuss exploding buildings, an ill-fated romantic comedy, Brian Williams' future, and a very confused FIFA official.
1873 June 2, 2015 Tango and Resentment
Luke and Andrew discuss a high school student who decided to ask a girl to prom in the best or worst way possible. They also agree that Nora Dunn is real and that Andy Richter should follow Luke on Twitter. Plus, an epic installment of our Game of Thrones segment, "A Song of Ice and Spoilers."
1874 June 3, 2015 Improvement Opportunities
Andrew and the Stu-Bot take over TBTL today to discuss one of the most spectacular displays of anger on a baseball diamond that we've seen in a long time. Plus, Tom Petty rejoins his old, old band from the 1970s. And Stu-Bot will answer all of your ridiculous questions about his personal life and fighting ability.
1875 June 4, 2015 Luddites, Landlubbers, and Fools
Angry customers are suing a restaurant and its waiter for spitting in their drink. Luke and Andrew discuss that. Plus, Luke takes his tape recorder out to the launch of the Race to Alaska competition in Port Townsend. And our friend, comedian Andy Haynes, drops by with some dating advice.
1876 June 5, 2015 Flapping Our Yaps
Luke, Andrew and Phyllis flap their yaps about a new invention that helps you drink water, canned crowd noise at graduation ceremonies, and what Flavor Flav's LinkedIn profile might look like.
1877 June 8, 2015 Making Wind on the Mic
Luke and Andrew discuss this weekend's big prison break in New York State, Stephen Colbert's new podcast, and the TBTL dress code (pants are preferred).
1878 June 9, 2015 Bring In 'Da Noise, Bring In 'Da Monk
A news story about pigs has Luke questioning his pork consumption, and Andrew thinks he wants to go to Disneyland for some reason. Plus, Jerry Seinfeld says colleges aren't comedian-friendly, and a Khaleesi named Daenerys goes on a dragon ride. (One of those topics is related to Game of Thrones, btw)
1879 June 10, 2015 Complicated Meat Systems
Some of the latest details about the New York prison break are downright bonkers. Luke and Andrew discuss that, and they debate whether or not the New York Times is being unfair to one of the GOP presidential candidates. And listeners weigh-in on yesterday's pork talk.
1880 June 11, 2015 Boom Shakalaka
Luke finds himself near the Canadian Border, while Andrew finds himself near the Elation Border over his jigsaw puzzle progress. Plus, Nobel Laureates Say The Darndest Things and the listeners weigh in on Luke's Marco Rubio comments, and mis-use of "schvartz".
1881 June 12, 2015 Blues Hound Benefactor
Luke has a very strange encounter at a remote gas station. He and Andrew discuss that and the story of an NAACP chapter president who's apparently been lying about her race. And we say goodbye to one of Luke's favorite wrestlers.
1882 June 15, 2015 Hide Your Eggs, Hide Your Wife
Our friend Aaron Roden of the Air-Raid podcast joins the show today to play a few rounds of Internet Family Feud. Plus, he and Luke and Andrew discuss their successful and unsuccessful attempts at cheating in high school. Also, eggs are weird.
1883 June 16, 2015 The Wig Party
Two of the whitest podcasters around weigh-in on race identity vis-a-vis Rachel Dolezal. Plus, a man whom shall not be named has thrown his toupee into the presidential ring. And Luke and Andrew recap the Game of Thrones finale with the latest installment of A Game of Ice and Spoilers.
1884 June 17, 2015 Dog-o-logical Clock
Luke and Andrew address the “skip-gate” scandal that has been rocking the TBTL community. Plus, Luke wants to Rachel-Dolezal himself into Steph Curry’s family. And we learn that Andrew’s dog-o-logical clock is ticking loudly and proudly.
1885 June 18, 2015 Jukebox Judas
Andrew make a big mistake in one of Hollywood’s most revered watering holes. Luke considers joining the Chicago Blackhawks for an evening. Plus, in depth analysis on Kim Kardashian, Brian Williams, and how to be just-lonely-enough in a hotel room by yourself.
1886 June 19, 2015 A Cockatiel Named Kangaroo
1887 June 22, 2015 Never Do Anything Out Of Hunger
1888 June 23, 2015 Oh What a Feeling When You're Standing Near the Ceiling Fan
1889 June 24, 2015 Doctors Without Boundaries
1890 June 25, 2015 Just the FAQs
1891 June 26, 2015 Bros Before HR
1892 June 29, 2015 Portraits In Over-Thinking It
1893 June 30, 2015 What To Expect When Expecting A Podcast

July[]

July 2015
# Date Title
1894 July 1, 2015 Big Meaty Paws
1895 July 2, 2015 It Takes A Lot To Make a Clunker
1896 July 3, 2015 Adam and Steve and Brandi
1897 July 6, 2015 A Buick Encore And A Dream
1898 July 7, 2015 North of Our Understanding
1899 July 8, 2015 Check the Pleats
1900 July 9, 2015 Say Hello To My Little Crepe
1901 July 10, 2015 Montana Microcast
1902 July 13, 2015 The Second Duke of Para La Bukay
1903 July 14, 2015 Late Stage Zumanity
1904 July 15, 2015 80% Doug, 20% Randy
1905 July 16, 2015 Slow, Steady Crawl To A Pastrami Grave
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